{"id":2273,"date":"2009-08-04T10:08:39","date_gmt":"2009-08-04T08:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/?p=2273"},"modified":"2010-06-10T10:00:32","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T08:00:32","slug":"humour-un-employe-n%e2%80%99arrivera-pas-a-temps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/2009\/08\/04\/humour-un-employe-n%e2%80%99arrivera-pas-a-temps\/","title":{"rendered":"Humour: un employ\u00e9 n\u2019arrivera pas \u00e0 temps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9, le chef r\u00e9alise qu\u2019un employ\u00e9 n\u2019arrivera pas \u00e0 temps pour la r\u00e9union qui commence.<\/p>\n<p>Il prend le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone et appelle l\u2019employ\u00e9 chez lui\u2026<\/p>\n<p>-\u201cAll\u00f4\u00a0\u00bb- r\u00e9pond une voix d\u2019enfant en parlant tr\u00e8s bas<br \/>\n-\u201cAll\u00f4. Ton papa est l\u00e0 ?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u201cOui, il est l\u00e0&#8230;\u00a0\u00bbr\u00e9pond l\u2019enfant \u00e0 voix basse<br \/>\n-\u201cJe peux lui parler ?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u00ab\u00a0Non\u00a0\u00bb r\u00e9pond l\u2019enfant en susurrant<\/p>\n<p>Un peu contrari\u00e9, le chef lui demande :<br \/>\n-\u201cEt ta maman, elle est l\u00e0?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u201cOui, elle est l\u00e0\u00a0\u00bb.<br \/>\n-\u201cJe voudrai lui parler?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u00ab\u00a0Non. Elle est occup\u00e9e\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u201cY a-t-il quelqu\u2019un d\u2019autre chez toi ?!!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u201cOui&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u00ab\u00a0Qui?\u00a0\u00bb.<br \/>\n-\u00ab\u00a0Un policier\u00a0\u00bb.<br \/>\nUn peu surpris, le chef continue :<br \/>\n&#8211; Et qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019il fait l\u00e0 ??<br \/>\n-\u201cIl parle avec papa, maman et un pompier\u201d<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2275 alignright\" title=\"bebecherche\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/bebecherche-300x217.jpg\" alt=\"bebecherche\" width=\"129\" height=\"93\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bebecherche-300x217.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bebecherche-200x145.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/bebecherche.jpg 380w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 129px) 85vw, 129px\" \/>En entendant un grand bruit au bout du fil,<br \/>\nle Chef demande :<br \/>\n-\u201cC\u2019est quoi ce bruit ?!!!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u00ab\u00a0Un helicopt\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u00ab\u00a0Un helicopt\u00e8re ??!!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n-\u201cOui, celui de l\u2019\u00e9quipe de recherches<br \/>\n-\u201cMais qu\u2019est-ce qui se passe l\u00e0-bas ???!!!!<br \/>\nEt la petite voix susurre en rigolant doucement :<\/p>\n<p>-\u201cIls me cherchent !!!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9, le chef r\u00e9alise qu\u2019un employ\u00e9 n\u2019arrivera pas \u00e0 temps pour la r\u00e9union qui commence. Il prend le t\u00e9l\u00e9phone et appelle l\u2019employ\u00e9 chez lui\u2026 -\u201cAll\u00f4\u00a0\u00bb- r\u00e9pond une voix d\u2019enfant en parlant tr\u00e8s bas -\u201cAll\u00f4. Ton papa est l\u00e0 ?\u00a0\u00bb -\u201cOui, il est l\u00e0&#8230;\u00a0\u00bbr\u00e9pond l\u2019enfant \u00e0 voix basse -\u201cJe peux lui parler ?\u00a0\u00bb -\u00ab\u00a0Non\u00a0\u00bb r\u00e9pond l\u2019enfant &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/2009\/08\/04\/humour-un-employe-n%e2%80%99arrivera-pas-a-temps\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Humour: un employ\u00e9 n\u2019arrivera pas \u00e0 temps&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[76],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2273"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tarot-numerologie.fr\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}